That sound you heard Friday night on Twitter was confusion. Allow me to explain.
Not long ago, Jose Canseco hit the Twitters with some suggestions as to how he'd fix the Chicago Cubs. And while team president Theo Epstein seemingly didn't reply to the embattled slugger's requests…CBS baseball analyst Jon Heyman did.
And, finally, ten days later, Canseco pieced together a nearly perfect response to everyone's favorite punching bag.
So, who you got…Canseco or Heyman? And, yes, thankfully, "neither" is an appropriate response.