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Carl Crawford Knocks Up Ochocinco’s Ex

I'm not exactly sure what an "Evelyn Lozada" is and why, other than having been engaged to former NBA forward Antoine Walker and married to ex-NFL All-Pro Chad Ochocinco, she is famous…but, apparently she's pregnant and we're supposed to care.

Friday, the "Basketball Wives" star announced she was six months pregnant and, gasp, had decided to keep the identity of the father a secret

Monday, word on the street was that the baby daddy (am I doing that right?) is none other than Los Angeles Dodgers outfielder Carl Crawford.

Some mystery.

I'm sure Lozada, her baby and Crawford's money will live happily ever after.

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